Humour

It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Commentaires 

  1. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August

    Il y a 5 heures

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  2. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis

    Il y a jour

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  3. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman

    Il y a 2 jours

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  4. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    Il y a 3 jours

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  5. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly

    Il y a 4 jours

    I love the food part!

  6. bela the human

    bela the human

    Il y a 5 jours

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  7. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden

    Il y a 5 jours

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  8. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •

    Il y a 6 jours

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  9. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz

    Il y a 7 jours

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  10. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissa

    Il y a 8 jours

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  11. Kiera

    Kiera

    Il y a 8 jours

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  12. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslam

    Il y a 9 jours

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  13. BLINKSELENATOR

    BLINKSELENATOR

    Il y a 9 jours

    No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  14. Autumn Smith

    Autumn Smith

    Il y a 9 jours

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  15. haikat jameel

    haikat jameel

    Il y a 14 jours

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  16. Yasmin I. Alamin

    Yasmin I. Alamin

    Il y a 15 jours

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  17. Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Il y a 15 jours

    Joana please adopt me

  18. Milenne Alejandra Caro

    Milenne Alejandra Caro

    Il y a 18 jours

    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  19. Hiyori Chan

    Hiyori Chan

    Il y a 18 jours

    Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

  20. Senniah Mason

    Senniah Mason

    Il y a 19 jours

    she said .... 1st period 😐

  21. Diya k

    Diya k

    Il y a 19 jours

    yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

  22. happy biliba

    happy biliba

    Il y a 20 jours

    I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

  23. Eli Frank

    Eli Frank

    Il y a 20 jours

    so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

  24. Denden Villanueva

    Denden Villanueva

    Il y a 20 jours

    We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

  25. Beau

    Beau

    Il y a 23 jours

    joana can finally use her agenda now

  26. FaceOfBoredom

    FaceOfBoredom

    Il y a 23 jours

    "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same" I'm deceased

  27. Kim Jisoo

    Kim Jisoo

    Il y a 23 jours

    The one and only Aritizia Iconic

  28. Gachadsn World

    Gachadsn World

    Il y a 24 jours

    Selammm

  29. Fantasy Phoenix

    Fantasy Phoenix

    Il y a 24 jours

    8:23 I knew it the pigeon apocalypse has begun

  30. SugarSweetSofia

    SugarSweetSofia

    Il y a 24 jours

    We *NEED* more Joana hauls!!!

  31. Chels Dominguez

    Chels Dominguez

    Il y a 25 jours

    Hey atleast it's 2020 you can use your notebook now

  32. spidey x

    spidey x

    Il y a 26 jours

    Why do you look like a hip Kim Possible at the beginning

  33. Rogério Pimenta

    Rogério Pimenta

    Il y a 26 jours

    It is funny how she says she is a victim of capitalism, but as a fisicist she will earn no money to spend. Hahaha hilarious !

  34. Cifa

    Cifa

    Il y a 27 jours

    A friendly reminder that she can use her agenda now.

  35. Gege A

    Gege A

    Il y a 27 jours

    Amo como siempre actúa como loca cuando la graban xd

    • Rainbow Dash

      Rainbow Dash

      Il y a 25 jours

      Jajaja x dos

  36. Almas Fiza Shaikh

    Almas Fiza Shaikh

    Il y a 28 jours

    You can use the 2020 agenda now.

  37. Adrian Santizo

    Adrian Santizo

    Il y a 28 jours

    I think she is Asexual

  38. Ellery Rillaine

    Ellery Rillaine

    Il y a 29 jours

    Started uni this year too, hope Jenny Cravitz and I graduate together.

  39. CraftedGadgetMC

    CraftedGadgetMC

    Il y a 29 jours

    Holy shit I didn't know we were the same age. But damn you look mature.

  40. Katie Mo

    Katie Mo

    Il y a 29 jours

    why she has so many dislikes?! can someone explain WHY!?

  41. sebastian holstesn

    sebastian holstesn

    Il y a mois

    I major in social studies and feel exactly the same way about your major, as you do mine ;)

  42. mari

    mari

    Il y a mois

    *dAMT iT sAmaNThA*

  43. Phoenix Races

    Phoenix Races

    Il y a mois

    i can teach you how to play tennis...use to tour (i was terrible though. one of my vids has me practicing with a friend)

  44. Phoenix Races

    Phoenix Races

    Il y a mois

    if you know what i mean... ;)

  45. pyt._Izzy

    pyt._Izzy

    Il y a mois

    Did she just say "calm ur meatless tidies"?

  46. Sugoi ツ Deku

    Sugoi ツ Deku

    Il y a mois

    But yellow is pretty :(

  47. Elizabeth Carlson

    Elizabeth Carlson

    Il y a mois

    The amount if Ravenclaw energy from her is honestly impressive.

  48. Milky Mars

    Milky Mars

    Il y a mois

    The toilet, did you break it's neck -John Cena 2k19

  49. Shaylee’s Universe

    Shaylee’s Universe

    Il y a mois

    All her courses are my least favorite subjects But I do like back to school shopping

  50. Nicky

    Nicky

    Il y a mois

    She reminds me of emma chamberlain when she started youtube and I couldn’t stop watching her

  51. 고춧가루TV Gochugaru

    고춧가루TV Gochugaru

    Il y a mois

    Hahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

  52. Nataly Diaz-Jimenez

    Nataly Diaz-Jimenez

    Il y a mois

    She published this video 5 days after my bday😂😂

  53. Rosella Clark

    Rosella Clark

    Il y a mois

    8:18- they are leather having a pigeon colt lol

  54. erin the egg

    erin the egg

    Il y a mois

    who else read the description as joanna shouting

  55. aGreekLover JACEK

    aGreekLover JACEK

    Il y a mois

    FUCC watching this is making me angry

  56. marcus freddy

    marcus freddy

    Il y a mois

    WHAT IS HER UNIVERSITY!!

    • happy little accident

      happy little accident

      Il y a mois

      marcus freddy oop calm down child she doesn’t want us to know where she goes to school for safety reasons. why do u even wanna know lmao

  57. vitória sara

    vitória sara

    Il y a mois

    mas como eu vim parar aqui???

  58. HBDiniz _10

    HBDiniz _10

    Il y a mois

    8:20 _b i r b s_

  59. dreamylizard

    dreamylizard

    Il y a mois

    11:04 *y e s*

  60. rosi ledesma

    rosi ledesma

    Il y a mois

    as a literature student I feel attacked

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