Humour

It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Commentaires

  1. ColourLife

    ColourLife

    Il y a 4 heures

    Her hair actually looks really nice😌👌

  2. Morgan Ashley

    Morgan Ashley

    Il y a 4 heures

    I am so happy to see a successful FRplayerr attending Uni and feature it. This is why Joana is the best 🤙

  3. reziel egoc

    reziel egoc

    Il y a 4 heures

    Joana do you have your drivers we never see you drive?

  4. Free-Verse

    Free-Verse

    Il y a 4 heures

    0:14 Me aka Samantha: ...wHaT dO u wAnNt wOMaN!?

  5. spoony ham

    spoony ham

    Il y a 4 heures

    oh m gee, joana it is rude to talk with your mouth full :(

  6. Ohh Ame

    Ohh Ame

    Il y a 5 heures

    What university is she going to?

  7. Jonathan Yuan 93

    Jonathan Yuan 93

    Il y a 5 heures

    Omg is that York University in Toronto?!? I went there!!!

  8. C_lola 895

    C_lola 895

    Il y a 5 heures

    The other day at school we went to the library, and my friend was like sksksksksksksk and someone on the other side of the library sksksksksked her back

  9. Talia Chatterjee

    Talia Chatterjee

    Il y a 5 heures

    ok i love joana but isnt it weird that shes in college and her parents still drive her everywhere? like i get if she doesnt have enough money to buy herself a ca r(well she prolly does now but whatever) but at LEAST be self-sufficient enough to take the bus or bike or something? Idk kinda irks me when parents enable their kids like that. and like shes in uni and lives at home? wha?

  10. Sahar Mahmmodi

    Sahar Mahmmodi

    Il y a 5 heures

    OMG make a vid where u paint but you only use materials from the dollar store/dollarama

  11. lexi hernandez

    lexi hernandez

    Il y a 5 heures

    john cena: *talking into her water bottle .

  12. 140qr

    140qr

    Il y a 6 heures

    i saw the nipples lol

  13. Agape Love2019&

    Agape Love2019&

    Il y a 6 heures

    This girl is so ugly if she smashed her face into a pole it will be an improvement. Someone slap this bitch.

  14. Eric Matei

    Eric Matei

    Il y a 6 heures

    Whoaaaa I can’t believe we go to the same university crazy

  15. lailaslayin !

    lailaslayin !

    Il y a 6 heures

    Very good choice in reading joana

  16. Chaotic- Neutral

    Chaotic- Neutral

    Il y a 6 heures

    Ive been wanting to drop out ever since kindergarten

  17. UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker

    UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker

    Il y a 6 heures

    Pro tip: get a better back pack....your back will thank you later. Something with thicker more padded straps. More lower back support.

  18. adifferentsunset 118

    adifferentsunset 118

    Il y a 7 heures

    gosh darn it Samantha!!!

  19. • Midnight •

    • Midnight •

    Il y a 7 heures

    You live in Toronto, I live in Mississauga *i will send you some more cheese*

  20. Phoebe Massey

    Phoebe Massey

    Il y a 7 heures

    okay we get it ur a genius

  21. Madelynn Booth

    Madelynn Booth

    Il y a 7 heures

    *_the Crunch isn’t the same_*

  22. Carly Churchill

    Carly Churchill

    Il y a 7 heures

    My oatfit

  23. lucky luck

    lucky luck

    Il y a 7 heures

    Joana- it's September 4th Me- ohh my birthday! Joana- aka the worst day of the year..... Me-accurate

  24. Jas Queen

    Jas Queen

    Il y a 8 heures

    You’re almost at three million

  25. HEIDI HICIANO

    HEIDI HICIANO

    Il y a 8 heures

    👏👏calm👏your👏meat👏less👏tittys👏👏

  26. Valerie K.

    Valerie K.

    Il y a 8 heures

    Can we talk about in a span of like a month she all of a sudden wips out this fashion sense from her mini little cookies.

  27. marissa gordon

    marissa gordon

    Il y a 8 heures

    the fact that u watch dance moms just made me like you as a person even more than i already do

    • neejoy sola

      neejoy sola

      Il y a 8 heures

      samantha! saMANtha! sa MAAAANN-

  28. Josie Joyner

    Josie Joyner

    Il y a 9 heures

    i just started college too hhhhh hi college buddy🥺🥺

    • neejoy sola

      neejoy sola

      Il y a 8 heures

      I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

  29. Emma J

    Emma J

    Il y a 9 heures

    wait is university, college?

  30. Josie Joyner

    Josie Joyner

    Il y a 9 heures

    premature alcoholism hit me like an oof

  31. Merp Derp

    Merp Derp

    Il y a 9 heures

    Am I the only one that heard “did you clean the cat? Every corner of it?”

  32. Cara Reagan

    Cara Reagan

    Il y a 9 heures

    Please do a similar video like simplynailogical’s video wherein she painted her boss’s nails except for you, you can just make a video with your professor doing....uhm...john cena things

  33. Summer Jaime

    Summer Jaime

    Il y a 9 heures

    omg you're even better than i thought- a pjo stan... WHAT A QUEEN!!

  34. Suppork

    Suppork

    Il y a 9 heures

    I passed my two semesters of physics without having to buy/rent the book. Do I remember anything, well.. no.

  35. HAARDT SOFIA

    HAARDT SOFIA

    Il y a 9 heures

    I thought you were like 14 wtf

  36. sunsofguns

    sunsofguns

    Il y a 9 heures

    *[talks with mouth full ironically]*

  37. xJennova

    xJennova

    Il y a 9 heures

    You are studying Physics!! Amaze! Good stuff, go STEM

  38. pupzaz

    pupzaz

    Il y a 9 heures

    I was waiting for her in the intro to say PATRICIA stop panking

  39. Anna Pastel

    Anna Pastel

    Il y a 9 heures

    Shes so close to 3 mil!!

  40. Julia Lima

    Julia Lima

    Il y a 10 heures

    My university is trying a new thing where all students get free textbooks and free printing. Girl I guess something went right somewhere and I got blessed along the way. I still spend way too much money on gas with my hour long commute sooo

  41. Max Liechty

    Max Liechty

    Il y a 10 heures

    When you ranted about school, oooh girl, at least someone gets it

  42. This is Cutie Ringo Joy

    This is Cutie Ringo Joy

    Il y a 10 heures

    I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

  43. Jack Rigdon

    Jack Rigdon

    Il y a 10 heures

    samantha! saMANtha! sa *MAAAANN*-

  44. Mik K

    Mik K

    Il y a 10 heures

    I knew you were from Toronto.

  45. Izzy Dp

    Izzy Dp

    Il y a 10 heures

    q and a for joana: is there a dog in your future

  46. Izzy Dp

    Izzy Dp

    Il y a 10 heures

    q and a for joana ; do you like the beatles?

  47. Analisa Kool kid

    Analisa Kool kid

    Il y a 11 heures

    Can we just take a moment to remember the time when Joana first started high School. can we just take another moment to remember when Joana absolutely loved her avocado toast. Maybe old Joana be remembered

  48. Magnolia Bustos

    Magnolia Bustos

    Il y a 11 heures

    Who else is just watching her old videos for no reason😐

  49. SarahAesthics

    SarahAesthics

    Il y a 11 heures

    which university does she go to?

  50. Emily Cobb

    Emily Cobb

    Il y a 11 heures

    Are you eating mushrooms for breakfast?

  51. Pikachau

    Pikachau

    Il y a 11 heures

    Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams.

  52. Zoey's Zone

    Zoey's Zone

    Il y a 11 heures

    when joana reads percy jackson 🥺💗

  53. Roisin gacha

    Roisin gacha

    Il y a 12 heures

    The algebra joke was on the wall in my maths class

  54. JustLivinLife

    JustLivinLife

    Il y a 12 heures

    Okay but “apple piss”

  55. JustLivinLife

    JustLivinLife

    Il y a 12 heures

    I’m the weird kid that sits in the back and doesn’t talk...except I love History

  56. Daniella Muhumuza

    Daniella Muhumuza

    Il y a 12 heures

    samantha.. _samantha_ *SAMANTHA!*

  57. Natalie Sanchez

    Natalie Sanchez

    Il y a 12 heures

    Lucky you, you have it all

  58. Sam

    Sam

    Il y a 12 heures

    why dont you have your license?

  59. Emy Hall

    Emy Hall

    Il y a 12 heures

    Broooooo sep 4th is the worst day it’s the day I was born

  60. Florance Pimentel

    Florance Pimentel

    Il y a 12 heures

    Are you Dutch??

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