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Farmers Claim They Get More Action Than Anyone Else | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

A new trend sees expecting couples sign 'baby prenups', and a study finds that farmers have the most sex out of all professions.
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  1. Comedy Central UK

    Comedy Central UK

    Il y a mois

    Reply to this comment with your best farmers' pick up lines 👇👇👇

    • Greg Morel

      Greg Morel

      Il y a mois

      If you are plump then i am bacon baby..

    • jespersschmidt

      jespersschmidt

      Il y a mois

      What’s the difference between you and my hay field? You I’ll plow regardless of the season.

    • Otto Coldbeer

      Otto Coldbeer

      Il y a mois

      Look at my tractor hat.😂🤣

    • NeitherSoldier

      NeitherSoldier

      Il y a mois

      Comedy Central UK she thinks my tractors sexy it really turns her on lol

    • Njenga Ngunjiri

      Njenga Ngunjiri

      Il y a mois

      I know Dates are off-season but can we schedule one 😉

  2. Karen Smith

    Karen Smith

    Il y a 6 jours

    Lots of animals on the farm...

  3. Antoinette Mccrae

    Antoinette Mccrae

    Il y a 20 jours

    Dumb parents

  4. रवि अग्रवाल

    रवि अग्रवाल

    Il y a 27 jours

    1:52 🤣

  5. Florence Poni

    Florence Poni

    Il y a 29 jours

    😂😂😂😂

  6. Paul C

    Paul C

    Il y a 29 jours

    Bloody American idiots. Again... walking out when the 'responsibility' apparently too much to bear. Like walking away from your former Allies like the Kurds.

  7. Aella Lee

    Aella Lee

    Il y a 29 jours

    Also, farmers probably have the most sex, historically anyway, is to ensure you have more farm hands.

  8. Aella Lee

    Aella Lee

    Il y a 29 jours

    Don't people usually take others to court if someone refuses to feed a baby they're caring for?

  9. diferentization

    diferentization

    Il y a mois

    Another stupid American idea that in a few years will be in every corner of the world, sadly

  10. ManicSpider

    ManicSpider

    Il y a mois

    So study shows that of all professions farmers are most likely to lie to researchers.

  11. Raptors S Ngaihte

    Raptors S Ngaihte

    Il y a mois

    Song "wamp wamp" Name?? Any1

  12. Elena Belacastre

    Elena Belacastre

    Il y a mois

    BABY. PRENOPS!! ...... ARE U NUTS??? 🙉👁👁🙈 I'M GETTING A VISECTAMY!! I DECIDE WHAT I. DO WITH MY NUTS. , NO ONE ELSE. CAPISH??? AHAHAHA

  13. Daniel Jakes

    Daniel Jakes

    Il y a mois

    Duh, just don’t have children.

  14. Seven Nine

    Seven Nine

    Il y a mois

    Omg ,you guys ...

  15. Amani Ndoroma

    Amani Ndoroma

    Il y a mois

    ✌🇹🇿

  16. Black Water

    Black Water

    Il y a mois

    That farmer thing didn't make sense until right at the end.

  17. Alfred Degiorgio

    Alfred Degiorgio

    Il y a mois

    The TRUMP GROSSEST SHOW ON EARTH is on the road again; it hasn’t changed in years. The main act is Trump the rabble-rouser, high on drugs, ranting, and raving. The audience is the same, a mix of white-supremacists and moronic Trump groupies. Trump feeds it a chaotic mix of BS, lies, childish vulgarities, incitement to hate, etc., often turning his audience into a hysterical rabble. Trump is running scared and his hate orgies will get more frequent/radical.

  18. Ooh Oops

    Ooh Oops

    Il y a mois

    i was thinking people in Porn profession have the highest sex but boy i was wrong. farmers who knew that

  19. Sunrise Sunset

    Sunrise Sunset

    Il y a mois

    Marvin Gaye cut short... lol.

  20. Icecreamtruck Og

    Icecreamtruck Og

    Il y a mois

    Errr what about porn stars?

  21. Mike taerte

    Mike taerte

    Il y a mois

    TREVOR WENT FULL ANTHONY JESELNIK MODE ON THIS ONE

  22. Priyanka Niwas

    Priyanka Niwas

    Il y a mois

    Their doodies look like.. 😂😂😂

  23. fardin jan

    fardin jan

    Il y a mois

    hehehehehe fuck what siging a per nap?

  24. fardin jan

    fardin jan

    Il y a mois

    hehehehehe fuck what siging a per nap?

  25. TestY

    TestY

    Il y a mois

    Journalists not having sex is just karma. They like to report sex scandal they are to scare to be part of one.

  26. Jerzy Feliks

    Jerzy Feliks

    Il y a mois

    Looks like we have a new gold standard for the first world problems

  27. Lucia Harper

    Lucia Harper

    Il y a mois

    It’s a baby pre-nap

  28. Tin Can

    Tin Can

    Il y a mois

    Am im the only one that didn't even think of scarecrow when Trevor said its doesn't have to be human...

  29. Ed Amurao

    Ed Amurao

    Il y a mois

    Yeah he is definitely hilarious 😂

  30. Wisam Zaqoot

    Wisam Zaqoot

    Il y a mois

    Now I know what job position I want

  31. margaret G

    margaret G

    Il y a mois

    Trevor!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  32. david white

    david white

    Il y a mois

    since becoming a Maraquana Farmer I can confirm ive become very popular with the ladies

  33. AmeliaAlastairMoon

    AmeliaAlastairMoon

    Il y a mois

    Actually I think baby prenups are a great idea, if only to realise all that is involved in the process of raising a child. It could be a useful tool for couples to decide to have children more responsibly, and some carefully thought out planning can help in sharing the burden, so the mother isn't left carrying it alone, as it still is too often the case. I see why Trevor as a man doesn't quite get it, but laying out some rules can be of considerable help in shifting the outdated societal pressure mothers and women in general still face today when it comes to chid rearing.

  34. Char Lie

    Char Lie

    Il y a mois

    Or as Sacha Baron Cohen says it : " Ahh Americaa.. The Birthplace of AIDS!"

  35. Dont Do It

    Dont Do It

    Il y a mois

    There's a lot of frightened sheep out there.

  36. Eurah Mutukwa

    Eurah Mutukwa

    Il y a mois

    Trevor is just crazy lol

  37. Wakili Njogu

    Wakili Njogu

    Il y a mois

    Farmers are have stamina and journalists have the blank shots

  38. Steve Jarvis

    Steve Jarvis

    Il y a mois

    Come on now Trevor you're half white lol.

  39. Keshav Ajai

    Keshav Ajai

    Il y a mois

    Those oats don't sow themselves...

  40. Nicholas

    Nicholas

    Il y a mois

    The mechanization of family institution in the name of prenup

  41. Daniel Hakimi

    Daniel Hakimi

    Il y a mois

    Nice, Americans are still idiots 😂

  42. goodbye dude

    goodbye dude

    Il y a mois

    Reads title: Farmers claim they get more action than anyone else Me:...Well yeah all the animals fenced in...

  43. Gunjan Tewari

    Gunjan Tewari

    Il y a mois

    Seriously ???? :) :) :) .... One more Great "Western Parenting Skills" ...... The next Idea should be "Rent a Baby" ......

  44. Victor Michael

    Victor Michael

    Il y a mois

    Hahahahhaha

  45. Miss Vissy

    Miss Vissy

    Il y a mois

    Lol

  46. Wayne Allen

    Wayne Allen

    Il y a mois

    🤦‍♂️

  47. Neisato Neihu

    Neisato Neihu

    Il y a mois

    The official presidential term for that is "Trumpus erecto interuptus"

  48. Dannice Grannell

    Dannice Grannell

    Il y a mois

    What is going on in the world? ‼️😂😂😂😂 baby prenup‼️😂😂😂

  49. CRAIGBERT

    CRAIGBERT

    Il y a mois

    Journalists being Trump blocked.

  50. Masse24796

    Masse24796

    Il y a mois

    I've got a question. In the beginning they said that they have grandchildren access. But what if their kid doesn't want them to see their grandkids

    • Mônica

      Mônica

      Il y a mois

      It's the grandparents's access to the child, it was probably badly worded in the segment.

  51. Tournel Henry

    Tournel Henry

    Il y a mois

    Only because Pornstars were not counted as professionals

  52. Jorge Hernandezruiz

    Jorge Hernandezruiz

    Il y a mois

    farmers?realy?...like in broke back mountain? or goats and chickens and cows? 😎

  53. lamont major

    lamont major

    Il y a mois

    White ppls😑😑🤔😕

  54. adam dango

    adam dango

    Il y a mois

    Trevor killer finish

  55. Stephanie O'Regan

    Stephanie O'Regan

    Il y a mois

    "The latest in white people child rearing" omfg I died 🤣🤣

  56. Keagle Eagle

    Keagle Eagle

    Il y a mois

    No wonder birth rates are declining in most of western world.

    • Nari S. Lin

      Nari S. Lin

      Il y a mois

      Blame Trump. He's always up to something new every 4 hours. The journalists are especially busy.

  57. Sheikh

    Sheikh

    Il y a mois

    The baby thing Sounds like Sheldon Cooper.

  58. john bush

    john bush

    Il y a mois

    You see what these idiot liberals have done !!

  59. Michael Arsenault

    Michael Arsenault

    Il y a mois

    Maybe farmers are just the ones who lie the most and journalists are the most honest... That can't be it.

  60. kalo gucake

    kalo gucake

    Il y a mois

    A prenup for babies 😂😂. ohh well !!!

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